What if “the hokey pokey” is REALLY what it’s all about?
– Curtis Spencer

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.
– Elbert Hubbard

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
– George Carlin

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
– Mark Twain

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
– Walt Disney

If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.
– Abraham Lincoln

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
– Flip Wilson