I’m doing an assignment for class, I have to find the best kisser in school, can I test you out?

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

You should be on a cambell’s commercial, cuz you are mm’mm good!

These hatas be hatin me – but lovin my style
And the guys go crazy – cuz they lovin my smile.

My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways.

Man: You look like my third wife! Woman: How many times have you been married? Man: Twice.

So what if my ass is like woah?

Just like Lucky Charms… I’m magically delicious!

Are you a ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you.